Lamp Demotivational Poster
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"
No Parking -
Stuck in a rut -
AMBER LAMPS -
I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -
ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp
HARDCORE TRAFFIC WARDEN -
SEAGULL IN REPOSE -
DRAG QUEEN -
Wheel Clamps -
Chiropractor Office -
FORETHOUGHT - If the sun is out, why do you need a lamp on?
CLAMPED - Being clamped is one thing. But being blocked off as well, then it only means one thing - IT'S NO LONGER MY CAR.
THIS IS NO ORDINARY LAMP - Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearence. For it is how much it will sell on eBay that counts.
HOW OFTEN - do you get to order pancakes by the meter?! You can find some syrup in that trough to your left...